{"id":29,"date":"2004-05-13T07:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-13T15:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=29"},"modified":"2004-05-13T07:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-13T15:50:00","slug":"count-em","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=29","title":{"rendered":"Count &#8217;em"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I&#8217;d share with you the haiku my son wrote.<\/p>\n<p>Five syllable line<br \/>Line with seven syllables<br \/>Five syllable line<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s just the kind of humor he has. If you find it amusing, you might check out his <a href=\"http:\/\/brokentoiletry.blogspot.com\/\">blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And now we return you to your regularly scheduled blogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just thought I&#8217;d share with you the haiku my son wrote. Five syllable lineLine with seven syllablesFive syllable line That&#8217;s just the kind of humor he has. If you find it amusing, you might check out his blog. And now we return you to your regularly scheduled blogger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[15,18,19],"class_list":["post-29","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humor","tag-kids-are-funny","tag-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=29"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=29"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=29"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=29"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}