{"id":353,"date":"2008-10-27T20:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=353"},"modified":"2008-10-27T20:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T04:00:00","slug":"define-slow-learner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"Define &quot;Slow Learner.&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a person who has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lookydaddy.com\/weblog\/2008\/10\/ask-the-dad.html?cid=136651237#comments\">multiple children<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Only if the children were a mistake. Ergo, no.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the slow learner is the one who has a blessing&#8230; or is fortunate enough to have multiple blessings and still thinks only a slow learner would want to be so blessed.<\/p>\n<p>Oooh, people who assume that children are a mistake really steam my Irish potatoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it a person who has multiple children? Only if the children were a mistake. Ergo, no. Maybe the slow learner is the one who has a blessing&#8230; or is fortunate enough to have multiple blessings and still thinks only a slow learner would want to be so blessed. Oooh, people who assume that children [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[],"tags":[10,23,14,33],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-big-families","tag-nfp","tag-parenting","tag-pregnancy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}