{"id":419,"date":"2009-03-20T16:47:36","date_gmt":"2009-03-21T00:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=419"},"modified":"2009-03-20T16:54:18","modified_gmt":"2009-03-21T00:54:18","slug":"football-is-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=419","title":{"rendered":"Football Is My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not really. Actually, that&#8217;s a phrase that just conjures up old memories. When my nephew was first learning to talk, his dad decided that his first sentence would be &#8220;Football is my life.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know if it actually was or not (though I somewhat doubt it.) <\/p>\n<p>But the fact is, football is most emphatically not my life. Poop is. Some people are called to be great philosophers. Some are called to be the best classroom mom. I&#8217;m called to poop patrol. I&#8217;m called to clean poop off of walls, out of carpets, and even to cut it out of hair. I don&#8217;t know why, but this is the life God has called me to, so He must have a reason. And I know I can&#8217;t leave the poop in Monkeytot&#8217;s hair, no matter what demon possessed her to put it there; so I clean it. And whether I have a good attitude or a bad attitude, it still needs cleaned. <\/p>\n<p>Would I love to be called to be a great writer, or an influential public figure? You betcha. Would I love to be one of those people who inspires others by having a perfect family and a house that smells like apple pie? You know it. But for some perverse reason, God deigned that my place in the world should involve excrement. And He knows best. <\/p>\n<p>So I guess I&#8217;d better learn to give to Him with joy and love, even when He asks something I&#8217;d really prefer not to give. He&#8217;s the boss&#8230; if He wants it, He gets it. I really don&#8217;t care for the alternative.<\/p>\n<p>So, Monkeytot, though you can&#8217;t yet read, I think I&#8217;ll take this moment to tell you that I love you. I really wish you&#8217;d leave the droppings in the diaper, but even that won&#8217;t stop me from loving you. And despite this phase (which, God willing, will pass) I still love the One who made you, too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not really. Actually, that&#8217;s a phrase that just conjures up old memories. When my nephew was first learning to talk, his dad decided that his first sentence would be &#8220;Football is my life.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know if it actually was or not (though I somewhat doubt it.) But the fact is, football is most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[16,5],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-our-life","tag-reflections"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":431,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions\/431"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}