{"id":437,"date":"2009-04-20T09:30:33","date_gmt":"2009-04-20T17:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=437"},"modified":"2009-04-20T09:31:43","modified_gmt":"2009-04-20T17:31:43","slug":"a-curtain-climber-by-any-other-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=437","title":{"rendered":"A Curtain Climber by Any Other Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about names for Curtain Climber, and have wondered if we should come up with a new name for him. So far, we&#8217;ve thought of:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Rocker Climber<\/li>\n<li>Counter Climber<\/li>\n<li>Table Climber<\/li>\n<li>Cabinet Climber<\/li>\n<li>Computer Monitor Climber<\/li>\n<li>Television Climber<\/li>\n<li> Mom Climber<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All in all, I&#8217;m not convinced any other name would make much of a difference. The funny thing is, the curtains are about the only thing he hasn&#8217;t climbed. But to make up for it, he occasionally makes me climb the walls.<\/p>\n<p>Ah, motherhood: it&#8217;s not a job, it&#8217;s a vocation. It has to be&#8230; a job would be too easy to quit!<\/p>\n<p>Have a happy week, all!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about names for Curtain Climber, and have wondered if we should come up with a new name for him. So far, we&#8217;ve thought of: Rocker Climber Counter Climber Table Climber Cabinet Climber Computer Monitor Climber Television Climber Mom Climber All in all, I&#8217;m not convinced any other name would make much of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,16,14],"class_list":["post-437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kids-are-funny","tag-our-life","tag-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=437"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/437\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}