{"id":567,"date":"2010-03-10T12:45:29","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T20:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=567"},"modified":"2010-03-10T12:45:29","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T20:45:29","slug":"inquiring-young-minds-want-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/?p=567","title":{"rendered":"Inquiring Young Minds Want to Know"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hyperlad is one of the most inquisitive five-almost-six year olds I’ve ever known. He asks some very interesting questions, so I thought I’d answer a set of them right here.<\/p>\n

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  1. Yes, everyone dies.<\/li>\n
  2. That’s right, you won’t get hurt in heaven.<\/li>\n
  3. God makes them, with help from Mommy and Daddy.<\/li>\n
  4. No, I don’t really want to tell you that part right now.<\/li>\n
  5. It’s called decomposition.<\/li>\n
  6. No, your new heavenly body will not be made of metal.<\/li>\n
  7. Just don’t worry about how babies get there for now, ok?<\/li>\n
  8. No, I’m not dying yet. It will be a long time from now.<\/li>\n
  9. Would you please stop asking how babies get there? I”ll tell you later.<\/li>\n
  10. Yes, that’s right, worms eat it.<\/li>\n
  11. Yes, that’s right, they do poop it out and make better soil.<\/li>\n
  12. Yes, you may have oatmeal for breakfast.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    All of which leads me to a question of my own: just what do <\/em>they teach on PBS Kids?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Hyperlad is one of the most inquisitive five-almost-six year olds I’ve ever known. He asks some very interesting questions, so I thought I’d answer a set of them right here. Yes, everyone dies. That’s right, you won’t get hurt in heaven. God makes them, with help from Mommy and Daddy. No, I don’t really want […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[15,24,18,16,14],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-hypertot","tag-kids-are-funny","tag-our-life","tag-parenting"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":568,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/568"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}