“Buh-nandoop” is not a generally accepted replacement for the word “banana.”<\/p>\n
And while we’re at it, “dee doop” is not another way of saying “thank you”. “Mdup” does not mean “milk,” and even if you said “soda” instead of “dodup” I probably wouldn’t give you any.<\/p>\n
You’re cute, kid. Very cute. But I gotta say, you’d still be cute if you learned to talk in real words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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