Just for fun…<\/p>\n
I Am (Modern) Woman<\/span><\/p>\n I am woman, hear me roar Yes, I’m barefoot, but I’m calloused against pain. I’m experienced at baking Yes, I’m barefoot, but I’m calloused against pain. I am woman, watch me grow. Yes, I’m barefoot, but I’m calloused against pain. Just for fun… I Am (Modern) Woman I am woman, hear me roarI slammed my fingers in the doorAs I loaded groceries in my minivan.I had to run down to the storeTo get spot cleaner for the floorAnd I still have dinner and dessert to plan Yes, I’m barefoot, but I’m calloused against pain.Yes, I’ve […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-96","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.carmelsundae.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
I slammed my fingers in the door
As I loaded groceries in my minivan.
I had to run down to the store
To get spot cleaner for the floor
And I still have dinner and dessert to plan<\/p>\n
Yes, I’ve given birth, and look how much I’ve gained.
If I have to, I can clean anything.
I am tired. My roots are visible. I am woman.<\/span><\/p>\n
And I’ve won awards for making
Things from dryer lint and toilet paper rolls.
And my son’s a little leaguer,
So of course I’m always eager
To sew uniforms whenever they get holes.<\/p>\n
Yes, I’ve given birth, and look how much I’ve gained.
If I have to, I can clean anything.
I am tired. My roots are visible. I am woman.<\/span><\/p>\n
I no longer see my toes,
And I’m spreading even farther as we speak.
But there’s ironing to do,
As soon as my soap opera’s through.
Just because I stay home doesn’t mean I’m weak.<\/p>\n
Yes, I’ve given birth, and look how much I’ve gained.
If I have to, I can clean anything.
I am tired. My roots are visible. I am woman.
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