A Faith without Buzzwords

| March 20, 2009

The other evening, Hypertot and I were saying evening prayers, when he contributed this: “God, if our whole family dies, please take our whole family to live with you.”

He Wrote the Songs

| March 6, 2009

I’ve been around forever, Since I wrote my very first song. I put the products and the melodies together; I wrote jingles, And I wrote the songs. I wrote the song that all the Peppers sang. I wrote the song that made it through the rain. I wrote the song where we broke down and […]

Quick Tip: keeping track of cords and battery covers

| March 5, 2009

When you buy a new appliance or electronic device, when you take it out of the package have a silver Sharpie handy. Immediately mark the battery cover and adapter with the name of the item it goes with. It will save you a lot of hassle later if those items get separated from their item. If […]

Attractive Aryan Babies for Sale

| March 3, 2009

Ok, so this service is being offered to anyone who can afford it, not just to Hitler’s favored breed. But is there really a difference?

We Believe

| February 23, 2009

(Or I believe… in fact,  both.) I don’t think we pray enough. I know I don’t, and I suspect you, gentle reader, would benefit from more prayer time. Who couldn’t? Every week I pray along with these prayers that I’ve known since childhood, but the words flash by so quickly that it is difficult to […]

Well, I Know Now I *Feel* Lovely

| February 16, 2009

Christine the Soccer Mom at Domestic Vocation happens to be one of my very favorite bloggers, and a frequent inspiration to me.  So it warms me that she sent this Lovely Award my way. “These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in self-aggrandizement. Our […]

And I Thought the Kids Never Listened

| February 16, 2009

Hypertot was playing “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” on the auto play function on our keyboard, and I was telling him the name of the song. I realized he didn’t know what Irish meant, so I set about explaining it to him. “You are part Irish,” I said.  I went on to explain about having […]

Febreeze, Take Me Away!

| February 13, 2009

Remember when the harried mother’s cry was to Calgon? Obviously she didn’t have toddlers.

Heard around the house

| January 29, 2009

Hypertot: I covered up these Cokes so they wouldn’t get all brown and mushy. And so they won’t get all wet, if you take them for a walk.

The Reason for the Season

| January 18, 2009

It’s a phrase you didn’t expect to hear again for a while, isn’t it? We heard it again and again during Advent, and possibly even during Christmas season (for those non-Catholics here, I’m referring to the time between Christmas day — the Feast of the Nativity — and the Epiphany). And then, somewhere along the […]