Christina M | March 10, 2010
Hyperlad is one of the most inquisitive five-almost-six year olds I’ve ever known. He asks some very interesting questions, so I thought I’d answer a set of them right here. Yes, everyone dies. That’s right, you won’t get hurt in heaven. God makes them, with help from Mommy and Daddy. No, I don’t really want […]
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Christina M | May 2, 2009
Cuckoos are often highly secretive and in many cases best known for their wide repertoire of calls. Calls are usually relatively simple, resembling whistles, flutes, or hiccups.The calls are used in order to demonstrate ownership of a territory and to attract a mate. [From Wikipedia] I’m not sure how this differs from the concept behind […]
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Christina M | January 10, 2009
Hypertot: Daddy, Daddy! Curtain Climber’s on the table!Daddy: Ok, I’m coming.Hypertot: No, it’s not ok! Curtain Climber’s on the table! Ah, the little literalist.
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Christina M | November 24, 2008
I don’t care how much you like or dislike bar soap. You can’t wash your hands with toothpaste.
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Christina M | November 22, 2008
Remember when I said you couldn’t put a bandage in your nose? I’m sorry, but you can’t put one in your mouth, either. It just won’t work.
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Christina M | November 15, 2008
No, you can’t put a bandage in your nose, even if it is bleeding.
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Christina M | October 23, 2008
I don’t think you’ll have much success slicing the cheddar cheese with a plastic wrench. Sorry. And no, you may not grab a sharp knife to do it with instead. And NO, the hunk is not for biting directly into.
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Christina M | September 7, 2008
we’re left to spread it around ourselves. Please share this!
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Christina M | August 17, 2008
That’s not a wrist brace. No, no, don’t put it back in the bathroom cupboard where you found it; just go ahead and throw it away.
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