Go Tell Aunt Rhodie

| July 25, 2020

The old grey goose is dead. What’s more is that we know how she died: in the milk pond, standing on her head. We know this because the song gave us a visual image. I was in kindergarten when I got the gruesome details of the pitiful death of a goose. Every single day I […]

Note to Chase:

| August 24, 2008

You say “I’ll call back when you’re in a better mood.”I say if you call 51 times in a single day, I guarantee I will not ever be in a better mood. Note to readers:If you are smart, don’t ever, ever, ever get a Chase credit card.