Inquiring Young Minds Want to Know

| March 10, 2010

Hyperlad is one of the most inquisitive five-almost-six year olds I’ve ever known. He asks some very interesting questions, so I thought I’d answer a set of them right here. Yes, everyone dies. That’s right, you won’t get hurt in heaven. God makes them, with help from Mommy and Daddy. No, I don’t really want […]

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you tweet like a cuckoo

| May 2, 2009

Cuckoos are often highly secretive and in many cases best known for their wide repertoire of calls. Calls are usually relatively simple, resembling whistles, flutes, or hiccups.The calls are used in order to demonstrate ownership of a territory and to attract a mate. [From Wikipedia] I’m not sure how this differs from the concept behind […]

A Fun Homeschool Video

| April 6, 2009

Heard around the house

| January 10, 2009

Hypertot: Daddy, Daddy! Curtain Climber’s on the table!Daddy: Ok, I’m coming.Hypertot: No, it’s not ok! Curtain Climber’s on the table! Ah, the little literalist.

Note to Hypertot

| November 24, 2008

I don’t care how much you like or dislike bar soap. You can’t wash your hands with toothpaste.

Note to Monkeytot

| November 22, 2008

Remember when I said you couldn’t put a bandage in your nose? I’m sorry, but you can’t put one in your mouth, either. It just won’t work.

Note to Monkeytot

| November 15, 2008

No, you can’t put a bandage in your nose, even if it is bleeding.

Note to Monkeytot

| October 23, 2008

I don’t think you’ll have much success slicing the cheddar cheese with a plastic wrench. Sorry. And no, you may not grab a sharp knife to do it with instead. And NO, the hunk is not for biting directly into.

Since the MSM only finds it funny when conservatives say things like this…

| September 7, 2008

we’re left to spread it around ourselves. Please share this!

Note to Hypertot

| August 17, 2008

That’s not a wrist brace. No, no, don’t put it back in the bathroom cupboard where you found it; just go ahead and throw it away.