What’s your pledge?
Posted By Christina M on September 4, 2009
I pledge to protect the innocent young from abuse, infanticide, and abortion.
I pledge to encourage my children to marry and have children. Lots of them.
I pledge to wash my hands frequently, after every toilet trip, before every meal, regardless of the water it wastes.
I pledge to fight for the rights of Catholic pharmacists and doctors to practice their faith.
I pledge to support and defend the constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
I pledge to replace my van with non-lead-based paint with one with lead-based paint that won’t chip and peel.
I pledge to discourage the dead from voting.
I pledge to oppose those who bully others for their votes.
I pledge to support the right to live and reproduce of all people, of all races, and to fight racism, genocide, and Planned Parenthood.
I pledge to love even those who hate me for my views.
I pledge to get more involved in the next election.
What do you pledge?
I’m with you!