Accidental or Occidental?

| October 17, 2006

Picture if you will, a six month old who already seems to be exhibiting left-handedness. This morning I ate breakfast at the coffee table, which Gracie can reach. (The kid already has been crawling and standing for a month, so she spends a lot of time reaching for things on the coffee table.) Now picture […]

How to keep a toddler busy…

| October 12, 2006

Ask him if he can kiss his belly button.

Note to Hypertot:

| July 28, 2006

It’s “Bob the Builder,” not “Bob the Dildo.” I really wish you’d learn to pronounce it correctly.

Note to Hypertot:

| June 11, 2006

Antiperspirant is not a food group. We now return you to regularly scheduled blogging.